Mole Jokes and Memes

We dug up a few mole jokes and are posting them here for your amusement. You gotta love that furry animal. And even more so, you gotta love Amedeus Avogadro for undertaking the massive endeavor of finding a way to supersize the amu to the gram.


What do you make when you combine 6.022 x 10²³ piles of dirt into one?

What’s a mole's favorite game?
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What’s a mole's least favorite game?


 
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022 x 10²³ pieces?

 

What are moles made of?


 
If we eat pie on PI day shouldn’t we eat moles on mole day?

 

What’s a mole’s favorite drink?

 
What kind of tests do chemistry students like best?


 
What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?


 
What kind of musics do moles listen to?


 
Why is it acceptable to crash a mole’s party?


 
How does a mole feel when it's down on its luck and things seem hopeless?
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What is a mammole?


 
What is a mole’s favorite part of biology?


 
What is a mole’s favorite piece of lab equipment?


 
What is the best way to get in touch with Avogadro?

 

 
What is a mole’s favorite fruit?

 
What health problems are moles susceptible to?


 
How do you know that moles have a gossip problem?



What did the mole say to the shovel?


 
What do you get when you mix a mole with a bear in the artic?


 
Why is there only one Avogadro?


 
What skill did Avogadro teach his students in math class?


 
What do you call a 10^th grader who is taking Chemistry?